This is what Rosalva, my girlfriend, and I were for Halloween. If you don’t get it, it’s not because it’s a bad costume, it’s because you suck.

Okay so we’re John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Me being Yoko of course. We won some gift certificates with those costumes!

The day after we did a ‘biathlon’ (triathlon without swimming) in the mud. It’s called muddy buddy. I highly encourage it people who can’t swim like me. It’s so much more fun for someone like me. Oh, it’s also in the mud, hence, muddy buddy.

I am unbelievably sore. Everywhere. Everything hurts. I don’t like it.